I need superglue ASAP...

How else am I to keep myself from periodically leaving this blog? Last year I tried the Elmer's glue from my little sister's schoolbag and that didn't work (I left this blog for about 4 months) and just earlier this year I tried Scotch tape to keep my wrists locked onto my keyboard and yet I leave the blog for about 5 months. My latest attempt had me using doublesided tape to block my ever evolving brain from making an evasive move and what was the result? Blogging haitus for almost 7 months! Well, after a period of time that can only be described as an "incendiary extravagana of comical hilarity" I'm back. Back for good? Maybe. Back for a period of 3-5 months? Maybe. Back for at least two more posts? Definetly.

Oh, Happy Halloween (NOTE: Last time I blogged the holiday was Passover).