leapin' leap-years!

So for some reason I feel like I just wrote about this even though by checking my posts I see that I haven't. I probably dreamt it or something...weird...I blog then fall asleep then dream about blogging? I wish that worked the same way with a lot of other things. Anywho we're less than a week away from my quasi-semi-half-almost-but-not-quite birthday. I'm a leap year child (for those of you who are grossly incompitent that's February 29th) and so I don't have a birthday this year. Obviously I'm kinda used to it (what with the whole not having a birthday for three years) but it's still dissapointing to see people actually celebrate their birthdays every year. Here is a little bit more about me:

F.A.Q.'s (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: When do you celebrate your birthday?
A: Actually never...I don't celebrate it at all on a non-leap year.

Q: So what does it say on your Drivers License?
A: It says i'm 5 and a half years old...

Q: That's funny -- Ron you are awesome and really cool but what does it really say?
A: I know. It says my age in terms of Earth-years (I'm such an alien).

Q: So have you met anyone else born on leapyear?
A: Yes...one guy who was 16 leap years old and extremely decrepid. I think I'd be just fine being 13/14 leap years old...no more.

Q: What exactly is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconoisis?
A: It's inflamation of the lungs caused by inhaling small particles of siliceous volcanic dusts. Duh!

Q: But really when do you celebrate your birthday?
A: Last year I got a little radical and decided to hijack the 28th and the 1st for my birthday. It was billed as a "two-day event" and there were streamers and ballons and movie stars and Joan Rivers at the opening night gala event. Fun time was had by all but I think I'd rather keep the mystery that comes with having a year go by without actually having the day that you are born exist. C'est la vie...