so last month I got into a car accident...not really unusual for me...actually i believe I've made my quota for the year. my life seems to budget me for at least one major car accident each year or two minor ones -- In the last five years I've gotten into three major ones and about four minor ones. In one I had a seizure (first and hopefully my last) and apparently swerved onto the opposite side of traffic and slammed head on into a minivan. In another I hit a patch of black ice and spun many many times in circles until I slammed into a telephone pole. And my favorite one is the one where my empty Sobe bottle falls under my brake (true story) and I can't slow down while going about 70 mph down a highway curve. Instead of turning with the curve I slam into the wall and apparently my car flipped over several times and skidded about half a mile down the road. I say apparently because I actually was in a coma for the next 9 hours. Also the paramedics ACTUALLY pronounced me DOA (Dead On Arrival...yikes) when they got there because I had no pulse. About 5or 6 minutes later they realized I was indeed still alive and had to get the "Jaws of Life" to free me. I've used up all my lives and I really have no scientific explanation for why I'm still standing.