taken for an 'ambien'-t ride...

this dog is going to wake up behind the wheel of his '77 chevy at the grocery store and realize he probably should've had all that liquor before taking those Ambien pills.

So apparently this stuff Ambien is amazing. You take one to help you sleep and instead of sleep walking you sleep drive! "Ambien is regularly popping up as a factor in traffic arrests, sometimes involving drivers who don't even remember getting behind the wheel, according to a report in The New York Times Wednesday. " [MSNBC]. This stuff was actually showing up in the top 10 list of drugs found in impaired drivers in many many states. In Washington state some drivers say they took the sleeping pill behind the wheel so it would kick in by bedtime. Now that right there comfirms my belief that the American nation is actually as dumb as everyone says we are. I mean it's really as if the people doing this have no common sense. And also several cases involved drivers using alcohol with Ambien. Wow. Clearly as we were all taught in elementary school -- running with scissors = bad, mixing alcohol with Rx drugs = good! The majority of the drivers (obviously) do not actually remember the incidents when being questioned by police...so basically if your gonna drink and drive make sure to take some Ambien so when you get caught and they try to give you a ticket you flash the Anbien in a Mentoas-like manner and beam a pearly white smile. You're off the hook at that point since the Ambien is to blame and you can't control the side effects. Keep dreaming [literally].